Father-in-law: Well, your daughter's surname is Fong, why do you call yourself Mr. Chung?

Mr. Fong: You see, Chung sir is my name. My full name is Fong Chung sir, Fong Chung Shun is also our relative~

Father-in-law: Oh! By the way, how do you write "sir"?

Fong Chung sir: Oh! The character "sir": ...

-From "Love Undercover" 2002

親家老爺: 係啦，你個女就姓方嘅，點解你又叫自己做鍾sir呢？

方中sir: 係咁嘅，其實鍾sir係我個名，其實我全名叫方鍾sir，方中信都係我地啲親戚黎嘅~

親家老爺: 喔!啊...借問聲，個sir字點寫呢?

方鍾sir: 喔!個sir字啊: ...

-《新紮師妹》2002